Sometimes the Onion gets it right

The onion is quite hit and miss, probably because of how much output they create. But there are occasional gems amidst the comedic dross. Here are three:

1. http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/all_you_had_to_say_was_owen
2. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_to_re_hang_saddam_hussein
3. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tom_glavine_ominously