They're getting married! She's 32, blond, Olympic swimmer hot. He's 52 and looks like a jowly accountant. How did they hook up?
I don't know the story, but I'm guessing that being the fantastically wealthy prince of friggin' Monaco didn't hurt his chances.
Prince Albert of Monaco to wed Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock the headline reads. It should read, "It's Good to be the King."